Rank 2 of 14
The Farmer
“Harvesting likes, followers, and occasionally potatoes.”
Meet the Farmer: part medieval peasant, part modern influencer. Bored of barley and beets, she turned her village farm into a viral sensation. Combining sharp fashion with sharper business sense, she transformed ordinary vegetables into luxury goods that nobles line up to buy.
Her heart-shaped sunglasses and carefree confidence disguise a shrewd businesswoman who knows exactly how much gold a potato can fetch. Knights ask her for diet advice, the Royal Advisor secretly follows her gardening hacks, and rumor has it even the King once double-tapped her cabbage portrait.
In this kingdom, dirt isn't just dirt. It's a pathway to fame, fortune and fabulousness.
Four copies, four lines
There are four Farmer cards in the deck, and each one says something different.
- Harvesting likes, followers, and occasionally potatoes.
- Her eco farm loses 10k a month, but her husband’s okay with that.
- Proof you can farm and still keep your nails.
- Wakes up before the alarm and still gets nothing done.
In the game: beats ranks 1–1, loses to 3–14 and the Crown. See card ranks.
The real medieval farmer
Around 1300, the large majority of people in Europe worked the land. Many were serfs: they farmed their own strips of the village fields, owed their lord unpaid work on his land (often two or three days a week), and couldn't move away without his permission.
Nobody was turning cabbages into a luxury brand. That part is all her.
More medieval jobs, and the world they live in: the world of Crown Shuffle.
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