Rank 1 to 14
Everyone at this table wants your rank

1. Beggar
“Rich in life lessons, poor in life choices.”

2. Farmer
“Harvesting likes, followers, and occasionally potatoes.”

3. Grave Digger
“Grave by day, rave by night.”

4. Baker
“Burns bread till she burns out.”

5. Smuggler
“Imports, exports – no reports.”

6. Tailor
“Threading needles, spreading rumors.”

7. Scribe
“Writes history, forgets reality.”

8. Bard
“Still waiting to go viral… any century now.”

9. Innkeeper
“She’ll lend an ear, but you’re paying for the beer.”

10. Merchant
“Knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

11. Knight
“Trains hard. Fights rarely. Flexes always.”

12. Tax Collector
“Taking your gold and your joy.”

13. Priest
“The most humble man in town, somehow also the richest.”

14. Royal Advisor
“Knows all the secrets. Came up with half of them.”
